Free Forum: FOOTJOB MODELS really liked Buddy, and I knew he liked me, but I still nearly shit that milkshake you always hear about. I kept my voice level and I said, "Hey, I called you guys and left a message that I'd be here. I got out of work early and I came here to get a running start. You said be thirsty, and man, was I thirsty."
He calmed down a bit, like a rhino who decides that charging at that hyena over there just isn't worth bloodying his horn over. "You left a message? I forgot to check."
"Check when you get home." I handed him a beer. "Salud." He took the beer and swigged, and my sphincter returned to it's normal tightness.
I drank beer. I looked around for Cindy, and there she was, chatting with that delicious brunette. The smoothie was still there with his oily smile, but Cindy was doing a pretty good job of freezing him out. "Who's Cindy talking to?" I asked.
